so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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