Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
His hands were made for my vagina.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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