i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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