is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You ate ashes out of my bong
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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