Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
