i need an iv and a liver transplant
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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