He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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