Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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