If that was your dad, he is hot
I puked a lego.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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