All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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