I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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