Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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