hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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