Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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