so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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