i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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