I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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