4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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