Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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