I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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