I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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