I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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