Having a random hookup so left but love u
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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