i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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