Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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