You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I don't think brook has ever known best
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
May the power of my ass compel you!!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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