The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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