oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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