nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches