How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I understand Curling. That high.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
