My first STD was from a foam party
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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