girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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