My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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