Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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