Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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