so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The police scanner is talking about you again....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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