four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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