just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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