i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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