I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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