Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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