I feel great
I just peed on a car
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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