i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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