I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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