No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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