Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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