i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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