Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Watching her eat just hurts me
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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