Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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