I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think people are normalizing furries
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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