I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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