Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My feet surprised me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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