He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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